
Hola Amigos, Burrito here to report bad news.
Today
Miami Ultras member
Mitchell Rivera announced that he has quit his membership and position ( what was his postion anyway????) at the Miami Ultras and that he taking his talents back to the N-Y-C. this has shocked all five members of the Ultras. Mitch said:
"I m sick and tired of showing up on time while everyone shows up 3 hours later".
Pieter Brown president of the Ultras called in an emergency meeting at 2 am, howevers everyone showed up 6am. Everyone (The four that showed up) was trying to convince Mitchell, who by that time was asleep, to stay with the Miami Ultras. After 30 seconds of yelling back and forth. A full melee almost broke out, but
Kyle "Train Wreck" Kaly stepped in to keep the peace, in a strange turn of events he got red carded by
Hotshot. Mitch stormed out screaming "South Florida Divided"!
After the meeting
Derek Reese left to Bermunda on Jet Blue
Flight 19 (coincidence ain't it?) his current whereabout are unknown...
Burrito was able to get a phone interview with Mitchell's girlfriend Jane Shpiner who said in Russian:
" его любовь к футболу является сумасшедшим действиеm"
Sorry guys u have to translate that one on
google.com/translate, and then told Burrito to sit and roll over, but gave no snack!
Mitch has not answered his phone since.